Democrats Kill Retarded Children, Just Like Mommy Does
Via an ad on Eschaton I find the unintentionally hilarious children’s book Why Mommy is a Democrat.
Just how plain and non-judgmental? Well,Using plain and non-judgmental language, along with warm and whimsical illustrations, this colorful 28-page paperback depicts the Democratic principles of fairness, tolerance, peace, and concern for the well-being of others.
Why Mommy is a Democrat may look like a traditional children’s book, but it definitely isn’t just for children. With numerous subtle (and not-so-subtle) satirical swipes at the Bush administration and the Republican party, Why Mommy will appeal to Democrats of all ages!
I feel horrible for the kid who has to listen to this crap while his parents chuckle at the “not-so-subtle satirical swipes at the Bush administration".
But I shouldn’t be so negative. Here are the sections I’m looking forward to reading:
Democrats kill scary Arabs just like Mommy kills spiders.
Democrats make sure we don’t see anything naughty on TV or on the Internet, just like Mommy does.
Sometimes Mommy is mean to us, but she says we have to say she’s nice all the time because otherwise Daddy might get custody, and he would be worse somehow, although we’re not sure how. Mommy says she’s the lesser of two evils.