The Gulch is Real!
I take back what I said about objectivism in my last entry.
It has now been two full months since Retardo last updated his weblog. What could cause such a productive member of society to disappear so unexpectedly? Some nameless destroyer must be responsible.
I went in search of Retardo, stopping only to deliver hour-long sermons on A’s logical equivalence to A, and what I found while driving a dark highway in central New Jersey will shock you.
Soon Retardo will emerge to rebuild society in his image. And instead of a St. Louis Cardinals logo, his baseball cap will bear the sign of the dollar.