Velvet Divorce Part II: The Plan
Blue: Hey, we’ve had enough, we want to secede.
Red: You can’t do that. Ever heard of the Civil War?
Blue: Don’t you mean the War of Northern Aggression!
Red: Yeah, exactly! We have the RIGHT to secede!
Blue: If you insist.
Red: But you still have to pay us farm subsidies.
Blue: Oh that’s fine. We’ll keep paying you farm subsidies, and you can keep supporting our black welfare mothers.
Red: Black wel-WHAT?
Blue: Actually, we didn’t mean that.
Red: Good.
Blue: We meant to say black LESBIAN welfare mothers.
Red: Hell no! Pay your own way!
Blue: If you insist. Deal?
Red: Deal. You big government liberals are going to starve.
Blue: So long, suckers!
Red: D’oh!