Walewander

From Wiki Gonzalez

Walewander, former Lounge Badassador, is a Detroit Tigers fan, and frequent butt of Canadian jokes (especially from Mug and Vince Galloro).

While currently living in Vancouver with the Galewander, he is a proud native of Peterborough, Ontario, home of the OHL Champion Petes, the world's tallest liftlocks, and Sebastian Bach. For his many sins, he also supports the Toronto Maple Leafs, Manchester City, Hibernian FC, and the Philadelphia Eagles. He is devoutly wishing that the 2006 Tigers will put an end to his 22-year championship drought. Looking back, he should have specified "world championship." 2006 was still the liqour, however.

When not regaling the Lounge with lists, profanity, hockey hijacks and consumer foodservice complaints, he does his Master's in working-class history, plays soccer and slo-pitch, enjoys ice-cold 50, and watches Dog The Bounty Hunter. He also is the proud owner of Tucker, a living example of the fact that weiner dogs are the apex of evolution.

Walewander may have killed the legendary PETCO thread.

When asked whether he is, or has ever been, a member of the Communist Party, Walewander asserts his right to avoid self-incrimination.