Voxter

From Wiki Gonzalez

Voxter is the prettiest primate by far -- so pretty, in fact, that his image cannot be shown on the web for fear that chippies across the world would latch onto the screen and never let go, thereby shutting down the global economy and resulting in a virtual dark age. We can all agree that that wouldln't be a good thing, can't we?

An off-and-on poster since, golly, sometime in early 2003, Voxter boasts many wonderful qualities besides being a tasty babe. These include a fabulous sense of humor, an incredible breadth and depth of knowledge, and precious few posts actually related to baseball. Voxter is smarter than you. He is also the most humble of primates.

Voxter is a moderately functional alcoholic, writer, and musician who lives in a hippie district of Portland, Oregon, when not out wandering the countryside. Since arriving at old Primer, he has also lived in Palo Alto, Washington, DC, and a slum near Portland that stank of something no one could quite put their finger on.

Contrary to some reports, he was not named for Linux inventor Linus Thorvalds, but for the Peanuts character of same name. In fact, Voxter does not even use Linux.

His favorite primates are Retardo and battlefob.

Sporatic poster The Mickster is rumored to be Voxter's brother. Those rumors are not greatly exaggerated.