Vince Galloro

From Wiki Gonzalez

Vince Galloro is a White Sox fan who ran across the old Primer and just as quickly ran away after accidentally sextuple-posting an early contribution. He also was quite confused by the inside jokes and the shifting handles. Eventually, he was lured back by registration and now can often be found in the Lounge.

Despite being a life-long North Sider, Vince has been a White Sox fan for so long that no one in his family can really remember how he happened to choose the South Siders. He first became interested in 1977, so perhaps the South Side Hitmen of that season offer the explanation. His first clear memory of being a Sox fan is, strangely, about rooting for the Yankees in the 1977 World Series because his late aunt, a die-hard Cubs fan, said that a fan of an American League team should root for the AL representative in the Series no matter what.

Vince works as a journalist for a trade magazine and writes a blog about the White Sox, called Exile in Wrigleyville (http://www.all-baseball.com/exile/). He often finds himself uncomfortably defending Kenny Williams on Primer, but he feels someone has to do it.

Vince used to love Lauren Graham, and then loved Eva Longoria, who told Maxim magazine that she thinks it is sexy when men spout sports statistics. He is no longer professing his love for starlets, although he is still fond of Ms. Longoria and Ms. Graham. In general, he has an eerily similar taste in women to scotto.

VG is also the Primate with a Seinfeld quote for every occasion.