Upton
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Coined by Sjohnny. As in B. J. Upton. Think cockney rhyming slang, and never let anyone undercut the subtle nuance of a weiner joke.
(If it were rhyming slang, wouldn't it be something that rhymed with Upton? Like, uh... I have to go now. My planet needs me. -AS)
Yes, Happy Hawaiian or 20 per off would be rhyming slang using other members of the AL East. For the up-and-coming D-Ray you could try home-style corruptin' .
Origin of the phrase can be found in post #14 - the link is dead, can anyone find it in the Wayback Machine?
