UCCF

From Wiki Gonzalez

UCCF, formerly known as Unfrozen Caveman Cubs Fan, is a Cub fan.

He lives in Maine, just like those Mentos/Coke guys. He likes Mentos, but Pepsi is clearly superior to Coke. And not just because of Francesca!.

Other things UCCF could stand for:

• Uzi Collecting Convicted Felon
• Unwanted Children Creating Fear
• Ultimately Claimed by Cupid's Fart
• UB40 Can Crap Frequently
• Unending Constitutional Counciling? Fuck.
• Untimely Constipation's Conceivably Fatal
• Urging Corruption of Clean-cut Friends
• Utah's Choice for Cannon Fodder
• Undusted Cook's Ceaseless Foe
• Uke Clanton (http://www.baseball-reference.com/c/clantuk01.shtml)'s Commodious Fanboy
• Unicycle Carrying Caffinated Fiend
• Ultimate Crayola Coloring Fanatic
• Unique Chocolate & Caramel Flavor
• Untidy Cretinous Clueless Fellow
• Undefeated Champion Cock Fighter
• Untidy Cornfed Circus Freak
• Unedible Choclate Confectionary Fiesta
• Ultimately Contemptuous of Common Folk
• Urgently Craves Comely Francesca!
• Undyingly Cherishes Colin Farrell (Colin Farrell? UCCF shudders.)