TwoAlous

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One of the more argumentative Primates, TwoAlous is always willing to pick a fight. This may be due to his lawyerly background. He does not fit in with any particular group of posters. He likes to think of himself as a handsome loner who plays by his own rules. In reality, though, he is simply unpopular. Do not, under any circumstances, mention gay marriage in his presence.

TwoAlous was born in London, and is a (slightly obsessive) Giants fan. He is particularly interested in statistical analysis, but despite his degree in maths he has contributed nothing. He claims to be working on a new baserunning statistic but has provided no evidence of this whatsoever. He can normally be found battling the Union in steroids threads, or defending Brian Sabean to the hilt. However, he can easily be distracted from his chain of thought by the mention of professional wrestling, historical trivia, or Mischa Barton. He is a big fan of Moises Alou, and correctly predicted his good 2005 season, in the face of mockery by neo-sabermetricians who don't understand statistics. Despite mounting evidence to the contrary, Felipe Alou remains a crafty fox in his eyes.

Despite his best endeavours, he still does not know what a libertarian is.