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BTF Troll Reply Form:

Dear:

__ Clueless Newbie  __ AOLer        __ Raving Nut

__ "Me too" er      __ Dumbass      __ Pants-pooping fraud

__ Lamer            __ Selig

__ Spammer          __ Scientologist
 
__ Scammer          __ Pre-teen (males only)
  
You Are Being Flamed Because:

[  ] You crossposted to ___ threads for no good reason.
[  ] You posted something asking about the reinstatement of Pete Rose
[  ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
       (only if checked above)
      [  ] and added only ___ lines to it
      [  ] and added NOTHING to it
[  ] Your post was much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.
[  ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[  ] You resurrected a contentious thread that had been mercifully permitted to die
[  ] You attempted to start a new topic in a closed Lounge
[  ] You made a blatantly off-topic post
[  ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[  ] You posted an obvious troll
[  ] You said "me too" to something
[  ] Your alias sucks
[  ] Your server sucks
[  ] You argued that steroids are
     [  ] Not illegal or performance enhancing
     [  ] Not used by MLBers
     [  ] Used by MLBers
     [  ] The downfall of civilization
     [  ] Spelled 'steriods'
[  ] You disguised yourself with an anonymous server
[  ] You linked to a website without saying what it was
[  ] You linked to an adult website without warning those who, unlike you, have jobs
[  ] You asked what Option J was
[  ] I think you might be Judith Reinsdorf
[  ] You made one or more stupid threats
[  ] You used ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool.
[  ] j00 p0573d 1!k3 7h!5!!!!!11
[  ] Your spelling and/or grammar is/are reflective of an illiterate.
[  ] YOUR ENTIRE POST WAS IN CAPITAL LETTERS!! STOP SHOUTING!! (TOLAXOR excluded)
[  ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:
 
[  ] Give up your AOL account
[  ] Attend an entire Yankees-Red Sox Game Chatter without posting anything
[  ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[  ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[  ] No longer visit Anna Benson's website
[  ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[  ] Actually post something relevant
[  ] Read the FAQ
[  ] Write an essay justifying Derek Jeter's Gold Glove without referring to intangibles, pop-ups, or diving into the stands
[  ] Get a life
[  ] Listen to an eight-hour loop of Hawk Harrelson calling strikeouts and homeruns
[  ] Never post again
[  ] Age at least 5 years before you post again
[  ] Take your crap somewhere else
[  ] Option J in the presence of some Meatwad-antagonized raccoons