Tina

From Wiki Gonzalez

the thread: a relatively mundane report about how colin farrell an irish heartthrob and drunken lout was interviewed in the booth during a bluejays telecast. he made the news due to some mildly inappropriate language he used at that time. the thread generated a few posts and then moved off into oblivion.

suddenly months later it appeared on the hot topics bar after a poster named tina (always lower case) had recalled it in order to passionately defend farrells acting abilities. tinas posts are so perfectly crafted in their mix of slang ("suck as hell") writing style (lower case no punctuation with horrendous grammer and spelling) and flaky logic that her exchanges in that thread are bar none the most genuinely humerus in primer history

since then tina has been much imitated particularly when discussing the relative hotness of some pop-culture figure but the real tina so far as we know has never returned to this forum. there was a rumour that she now posts under the name sean forman but it has yet to be proven

tina will forever be known as everyone's favourite primate--albeit unofficially.

tina is one of many Primates rumored to be incarations of jesse, ca or battlefob.

in July 2006 tina showed up at the Superificial.com gossip website to defende her man in a colin farrell thread and she did a good job too. tina proved to be a valid primate when she added a bunch of primer running gags to the converastion. tina also defended mr. farrell at the gil thorp blog that august.

It's pretty awesome that Google knows to put an ad for the Phone Booth DVD on this wiki page. (Only if you're unregistered, though.)

References

• The Farrell Thread (http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/newsstand/discussion/globe_and_mail_actor_turns_telecast_blue/#262424) (May 5, 2003)
• Colin Farrell drives women crazy (http://thesuperficial.com/2006/07/colin_farrell_drives_women_cra.php) (July 21, 2006) - tina reappearance thread. The Primer Lounge that day was monitoring her posts in near real-time, and some Loungers are suspected of posting as tina. Imagine that!
• This Week in Milford (http://gilthorp.wordpress.com/2006/08/11/whats-the-weatherbee/) (August 11, 2006) - another tina thread