The Accountant of Bittersweet Love

From Wiki Gonzalez

You don't have the looks so he cooked up your books/ He learned what she was dreaming of/ And reported your earnings to match with her yearnings/ The accountant of bittersweet love/

You wooed her before she could see your 1040/ And learn that you're not man enough/ But you were untoward and her interest was lowered/ The accountant of bittersweet love/

It's time to forget her, your romantic debtor/ He'll tell you--when the going gets rough--/ To feed her love letter into the love shredder/ The accountant of bittersweet love