TapiocaMan

From Wiki Gonzalez

TapiocaMan lives in the frozen tundra of Minnesota, and he likes it! He's always rooting for the hometown team (except pro basketball), until the bitter end, even when that end involves cheering for a team coached by Mike Tice or Ron Gardenhire. His passion for teams from Minnesota is only matched by that of his hatred for all things stemming from Wisconsin.

A graduate of the University of St. Thomas with a degree in economics, no one is really sure what his "real job" is, though he swears he does go to work. However, most of his time is spent following some sort of local sporting team.

As much as he loves reading about statistics and metrics, he'll be damned if he ever is going to sit down and actually do some sort of study. Besides, he has a very hard time separating his emotions from such things.

TapiocaMan is quite sure that he would like a cookie.