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From Wiki Gonzalez

A Twins fan, trapped in Oakland.

Born, 29 December 1971, at Scripps Memorial Hospital, in La Jolla, CA. Moved shortly thereafter to Palau; thence back to California for more La Jolla, then Claremont, then onto Wayne, Nebraska. Finishing up with the Great Plains, moved to Fairfax, Virginia; then onto Medford, Massachusetts; Chicago, Illinois, for university (Go Maroons!); Minneapolis, Minnesota; and thence to the San Francisco Bay Area, where he programs computers for a living and shares an apartment with a Giants fan.

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