Smitty

From Wiki Gonzalez

Why do most posters NOT hate pants?

Seriously though, don't you hate pants?

Smitty has been able to gather disciples, listed below:

Yearghhhh (admitted to hating the word slacks and declared as the first disciple). Shooty (voluntarily joined after Smitty altered his usual phrase to read "Oh, and don't you hate kumquats?") Cowboy Popup (declared a disciple after agreeing with Smitty on the deliciousness of Hardees Thickburgers)