Shoewizard

From Wiki Gonzalez

Shoewizard is a rabid Diamondbacks fan who has been known to chat up Ken Kedrick at Arizona Fall League games, give his opinions to Team President Derrick Hall, and let Bob Melvin know what he thinks of Melvin's decision to have Conor Jackson bunt with no outs, Tracy on 2b, and the Dbacks trailing 2-1 in their 2007 home opener against the Cincinnati Reds.

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Shoewizard is also a really cool cat who used to hang out with Jenna Jameson but understandably he doesn't want to talk about it. He's also been known to pull levski to the side and give him an earful about levski's immature baiting of Mets fans on Primer. Aside from that, Shoewizard really knows the shoe business well.