Sam M

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Sam M is an ultra-cool Law professor in one of the Red States and a Mets fan. He's usually the clear-eyed and shrewd evaluator of the Mets amidst the sea of negativism and hysteria that dominates the BTF Mets fans.

He is believed to be the only BTF member who has written a book about Clarence Thomas (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0814756409/qid=1109904923/sr=2-4/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_4/104-7611538-3238334).

He has been known to stop threads cold with a well placed one-liner that results in Primates having to use Windex on their monitors.