Rogue keymaker

From Wiki Gonzalez

Rogue keymaker was the subhandle of the Primate Clive Djibouti, otherwise known as Phlegm Snopes, retro-shiite, or Spahn Insane.

It dates from a July 2005 Primer Lounge anecdote involving Ramblin' Gamblin' Dave and the ethics of a "Do Not Copy" key.

I have a client who is crazy. Her friend supposedly has a master key for the New York WTC towers (he worked for the Port Authority at the time). He claims to have used this key to open the doors and let people out during 9/11, making him a hero. He wants to make copies of this key that he will sell as souvenirs. However, the key is marked "Do Not Copy." So our crazy client wanted me to research whether he can make copies of it.

Said Clive:

It'd probably take less time to just find a rogue keymaker who'd be willing to ignore the "do not copy" thing, and a hell of a lot cheaper.

Primates found this concept amusing, and Clive added "(rogue keymaker)" to the end of his handle. Until he changed the handle, that is.