Repoz's article intros

From Wiki Gonzalez

Q. What's the deal with Repoz's article intros? Why are they so obscure?

A. You don't understand Repoz's intros because you're not a computer with archives of every single magazine, newspaper, B movie, or piece of vinyl ever published.

An alternate theory is that you didn't spend 10,000 years living Groundhog Day over and over during which time you reviewed every single magazine, newspaper, B movie, or piece of vinyl ever published.

Either way, you have no hope (see example), so don't even try.

However, you should also not bother to gloat when you do get one of his intros (approximate occurrence: once every 10.5 months) because really, no one else cares.

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