Repoz
From Wiki Gonzalez
While Repoz has been seen loitering frequently at local gun shops . . . and is reportedly quite proficient with a wire garrotte...which might come in handy due to the recent "death threats" he has received, stemming from his explosive guest column for Rich Lederer's Baseball Analysts site Retrosheet: Filling in the Blank Generation.
It has been said that Repoz's wife looks remarkably like Michelle Tafoya.
When Primer was Primer and Repoz was . . . (but this is after Repoz was known as O.J. Simpson's flunky in the summer of 1969)
- Stevie Ridzik (D.C.) of Joe Morgan Chat fame.
- Bob Aspromonte Hall
- Boozie Kuhn
- Lou Dobbs Ferry
- Egghead Zaun
- Ruined Arledge
- The Apprenticeship of Gavvy Cravath
- Chas Smash
- Warren Cromartie Glickman
- Jerry Buchek Republic
- Harry Chappasquidic
- Jay Kleven & Kleven is
- Robert Gotobed
- Frank Malzone Rating
- Thundercrap Newman
- Mel Cooley High
- Chu Chu Malave Cross
- Paul Lindbladder
- Geno Petralli Monkey
- Fexofenadean Chance
- Madison Ave. Doofus
- The Ray Jablonski Murders
- Frank Cro-set-em-straight
- Jor-El Tiante
- Bob Coluccio's Department
- Johnny Map-Quest
- Mike de la Hosiery
- Hal Trosky Icepick
- Jello Biafranco
- Miles O'Reefer
- Cliff Pastornicky Hopkins
- Verbanic in Needle Park
- Fran Healy's Stooges
- Mike Curb Your Euthanasia
- Cand e.e. Cummings
- Dennis Miller
- Ziggy Hasbrook Lynn Accent
- Gene Bra & Panties Bender
- Son of Sam Kinison
- The Charles Whitman Sampler
- Mahatma McGaha
- Leon "Daddy Wags" Czolosz
- Doris Kearns Goodwinshares
- Frank Tepedino BRAVO!
- Mitterwalden's Pond Scum
- Hal Woodeshick Shaver
The early tributes to Yo-Yo Davalillo! . . .
- Slinky Davalillo
- Bottlecaps Davalillo
- Silly-Putty Davalillo
- Hula-Hoop Davalillo
Repoz also was an alternate on the 1966 N.J. Little League Team that went to the final game in Williamsport . . . and lost.
Repoz, a floundering SABR member, was also known for his randumb publishing of 5 Tool Player Magazine.
Repoz once worked at a bowling alley...just to meet chicks. And became rather proficient at it...bowling that is.
John Brattain wants to be just like Repoz when he grows up.
Also famous for his extraordinarily esoteric Clutch Hits lead-ins, which have led to The Annotated Repoz appearing on numerous occasions to explain them to us peons. Often follow this pattern: "I haven't been x . . . since y!"
