Real Ultimate Power

From Wiki Gonzalez

Real Ultimate Power is a hilarious site (http://www.realultimatepower.net) (as well as a hilarious book (http://isbn.nu/080652569X)) by Robert Hamburger about ninjas. Robert is allegedly ten years old.

It eventually became a running gag to apply the Real Ultimate Power statements about ninjas ("Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people") to whomever the topic is about. For example, post #4 in this thread (http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/newsstand/newsblog_discussion/monterey_county_herald_08_02_2003_trade_hungry_reds_misleading_their_fans/).

Six Sigma Black Belts (http://rup.vooper.com/) and many, many others (http://brianx.com/realultimatepower.html) also have Real Ultimate Power.