Rafael Palmeiro

From Wiki Gonzalez

An almost-40 baseball player; although he's hit 550 homeruns and is about have 3,000 hits, he is far and away most famous for being a Viagra spokesperson.

Also long rumored to have slept with Ryne Sandberg's former wife, prompting his trade from the Cubs to the Rangers.

This is what his Hall of Fame plaque will look like: *

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