President of the United States

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The head of the executive branch of the government of the United States. He lives in a big house, can send a helicopter out for Chinese, and gets to throw out the first pitch of the baseball season. How cool is that?

Some believe the President of the United States claims to be on a mission from God, just like the Blues Brothers. (Actually, he looks a lot like Elwood if you put him in a dark suit and sunglasses.)

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