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Mets

Recipe for a Franchise

• 1 Miracle (vintage 1969)
• 3 Player-General Managers (a/k/a The Cabal: Franco, Leiter, Glavine)
• 5 teams in a wild and crazy divisional race (vintage 1973)
• 2 timeless series in the greatest postseason of all time (vintage 1986)
• 1 Grand Slam Single
• 2 outstanding managers (Hodges, Johnson)
• 1 Greatest National League Pitcher of All Time
• 1 threat of a pitcher's pornstar wife to fornicate with everybody associated with the team

Mix together in a large bowl. Discard other ingredients, including:

• 1 bizarre ownership era (Lorinda DeRoulet)
• 7 loony player acquisitions (Fregosi, Foy, Henderson/Flynn/Zachry/Norman, Foster, Samuel, Zambrano, Coleman)
• 1 decrepit stadium
• innumerable loud plaid jackets worn by a former announcer.

Bake at 350 for 43 years. Allow to cool.

Yield

Millions and millions of sometimes-delerious, oft-mistreated Mets fans.