Miserlou

From Wiki Gonzalez

Not just another Primate, Miserlou was also formerly the heart and soul of the late Neyer Board. He went under the handle of "ducksnort," but changed it after finding out there was a Padres blog of the same name. As a Cub fan in good standing, he wanted nothing to do with a team that used to dress like tacos. His handle has since alternated between Miserlou and Mr. Atoz.

He also got off one of the better insults at RossCW on the old Neyer Board. Annoyed at Ross's consistent and never-ending misstatements of his opponents' arguments, he reminisced of the night in Air Force training he had to experience what might happen to him if he was shot down behind enemy lines. He spent the night in a very cramped room with a bright light, no real comforts, and the opening 8-9 notes of the Beatles song "Birthday" playing at full volume in a continual loop all night long. He concluded by deciding that arguing with RossCW was very similar to undergoing that treatment.

He is a (retired?) pilot who lives with his wife - also a pilot - in Florida, where they raise their children. He originally intended to home-school them, but as of February 2005 said he couldn't wait to get them out of his house.

He also drinks Guinness draft.