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[edit] BTF Basics
- Where did the name "Baseball Think Factory" come from?
- Is it really a factory? What do you produce?
- What is a Primate?
- How does registration work on BTF? How much does it cost?
- How do you change handles on BTF?
- What do you do if you forget your password?
- What is the syntax for bold/italic/external links/internal links? Why doesn't my shit work?
- How do I submit a suggestion for a news article (also known as a Clutch Hit)?
- What are the keys?
- What's the deal with double-posting?
- What's the deal with the Primer Archives Beast? Why doesn't search work?
- What is the Cybernanny and which words does the cybernanny ban?
- What is the One Hour Rule? What is Dialing the Lounge?
- Does BTF have real-time chat on IRC or elsewhere? What software do I need?
- What is thread hijacking and why do Mets fans do it all the time?
- What is thread velocity?
- What's a Primey and how do I submit a nomination? What's an Insta-Primey?
- Why did Bud Selig sign up for so many Web sites as bselig when he should be in his office doing his job?
- Why are Primates constantly engaging in the snark business?
- Can BTF's effect on the American economy be quantified? How many man-hours a year are lost as a result of posting to BTF?
- What are BTF's Terms of Service (TOS)?
- What is the deal with that really long Lenny Dykstra thread?
[edit] Places within BTF
- What's the Baseball Newsstand?
- What are the Forums for?
- What's the Primer Lounge for?
- What's Game Chatter?
- What's the Hall of Merit?
- What's Sox Therapy for? Count the Rings? Gonfalon Cubs? (needs response)
- Who's behind Dialed In and what's it for? (needs response)
- Who or what is the Transaction Oracle?
[edit] BTF Lexicon/Running Jokes
- What are, and how do I calculate, some of these alphabet soup stats that I sometimes see discussed on BTF?
- What acronyms do people use on Baseball Think Factory and in IRC, and what do they mean?
- What is RDF? MBS?
- What does NSFW stand for? Why should I care?
- What's a LOOGY?
- What is a CSM?
- What is hilaripus?
- What is handstakingly?
- What is a mento?
- What's an interrobang?
- What is Option J? Option M?
- What is the BTF House and what does it mean to the US Government?
- What should we Never Forget?
- What the hell does "if I had an RC Cola" mean?
- Who has Real Ultimate Power?
- What does "Pass." mean?
- What does "Concur." mean?
- What's the deal with "Is that even legal?"
- What's the deal with answering a question with the word "Sand"?
- What is a Lincoln Park Trixie?
- What are steriods and who is accused of taking them?
- What's a crypto-fascist?
- What is a strawman and is this question leading us down a slippery slope?
- What is groupthink and does it really exist on BTF?
- What's a rimshot?
- What is the Keltner Test?
- What is the Mendoza Line? What about the Bowa Barrier? Enzo Watch?
- What is a Soapy Massage?
- What is an upton?
- What do PWN3D and its variants mean?
- Why is the Stats vs. Scouts article in Baseball America so popular with Primates?
- What's the difference between stathead and SDCN?
- Why should you do her in the butt?
- What should you never forget?
- What sorts of things have killed the Lounge?
- Is F-Troop more than just a TV show?
- Who is a big fraud who poops his pants?
- Who is the biggest idiot ever?
- What does Lock The State mean?
- Who is the bearded wizard?
- What's with the Yakov Smirnoff jokes?
- Should you listen if ______ called?
- Why ys thys sy fynny?
- Is this a trap?
- What's Danish Porn?
- Why do people keep mentioning Madeleine Albright? What's an "Albright"?
- Why does everyone think female dogs are illiterate when it comes to economics?
- Where does "shit doesn't work" come from?
- What does "throws chair" mean?
- What does "selling jeans" mean?
- What does "Put a milo on him" mean?
- Does anyone care that his father is the district attorney?
- Are any patients' lives being risked?
- What the hell is a Girls Bluc?
- What should I take to the Everett thread? When should I take it to the Foley thread instead?
- Who's got heart and soul and how is this determined?
- Who is meaty and manly and how is this determined?
- What are the pros and cons of manscaping? (needs response)
- Who or what is the Birdman?
- What is dendrophilia and how in the world is it connected with baseball?
- Who was Vincent and why do we care about Queens Park Rangers?
- Why do detectives believe alcohol was involved?
- What is IZR?
- Won't someone think of the children?
- What's this "Catorce" crap?
- What is the origin of "this is the part of the _____ where I kill you"?
- What is douchebaggery? Who are Douchebags of Liberty?
- Why should people have their children taken away from them?
- Who is Mark Wohlberg and why should we catch him if we can?
- What is the Lounge League?
- Why is Billy Beane a city in Hungary?
- Did whatshisname get at you yesterday?
- What is a Pancake Flop?
- Why do we like Todd Hollandsworth for hitting home runs for the Cubs?
- WTF is it with people your age?
- What happens if you drink hot Mountain Dew?
- What does it mean to be Sheriff'd?
[edit] Great Primer Threads
.... BTF's greatest hits
[edit] Actual Baseball Questions
- Where can I get MLB salary data?
- How does the Rule 5 Draft work?
- What's the deal with arbitration, how do I know when a player is eligible based on MLB service time, and how does it affect amateur draft selections? (needs response)
- Where can I get the truth about MLB finances?
- When baseball owners remark that they're suffering staggering losses, what are they referring to?
- How come there is no such thing as a pitching prospect (TINSTAAPP)?
- What's a 10-5 player, and why do I care?
- How do player options work? (needs response)
- What's the BBTF party line on general managers? How do they rank from best to worst?
- How do I know which players are overpaid, and what does it have to do with dollars per marginal win? (needs response)
- Why are closers so expensive, and are they worth paying for? (needs response)
- What's the party line on optimal bullpen usage? (needs response)
- What's replacement level and why do Primates study it so intently?
- How does the luxury tax work? (needs response)
- Where can I get scorecards online?
- What's the Pythagorean formula and how is it calculated?
- What is the status of the Braves' division title-winning streak (1991-2005)?
- What does ROE stand for?
[edit] People in Baseball and Baseball Writers
- Is there a list of ballplayers that are frequently mentioned on Primer and the attitudes of Primates on these players?
- What does and Mike Crudale mean?
- Is Chris Truby really a Satanist? And why is everyone sick of Albert Belle?
- Why do people keep mentioning Jose Lima's wife?
- Did Billy Beane really write a book?
- Who is ICR?
- Who is The Run Fairy?
- Who is The Professor?
- What does this have to do with Frank Tanana?
- Who is John F. Mabry?
- What is Operation Shutdown?
- Who is Ichiro! and why does he have his own exclamation mark?
- Who are the White Jays?
- Was Beatagan a BTF creation, who does it refer to and when did it become part of the baseball lexicon?
- Tell me about Doug Pappas and his legacy.
- Who is the Poison Dwarf? CHB? Steinling?
- Who is Dayn Rand?
- What does Anna Benson have to do with the Mets?
- What are Carl Everett's feelings on dinosaurs?
- Does Steven Goldman rock? How about Ken Rosenthal? Joe Posnanski?
- Why is Buster Olney sometimes called "Wrong Hole"? Where did that come from?
- What's the deal with Rob Neyer's flannel shirt?
- What can pitching coach Rick Peterson do in 10 minutes that you cannot? (needs response)
[edit] BTF Members: Directories
- Is there a list of primates who have their own wikipages here?
- Is there a list of Hall of Merit voters past and present who have their own wikipages here?
- Are there fans of my team who post on BBTF? (add your rooting interest)
- How do you pronounce everyone's name? (add yours)
- Do actual celebrities ever visit/post?
- Have there ever been any actual professional ballplayers posting on BTF?
- Who are some of the old Neyer Boarders and why did they migrate to BBTF?
- Is BBTF merely a refugee camp for baseball fans who were rejected by Sons of Sam Horn?
- Was/is there a thread featuring pictures of some of the Primates?
- Are there any female posters at BBTF?
- At any given time, how many BTF regulars are regulars because of chronic underemployment?
- Who are some of the lawyers on BBTF?
- Who are some of the golfers on BBTF?
- Who are some of the Canadian Primates?
- Who are some of the Asian Primates?
- How many Dans and Daves are on BBTF?
- Who are some of the anti-Primates and why do they visit the site?
- What does The Union label stand for, and who belongs to it?
- Who are some of the disappeared primates and why did they leave?
- Is there a such thing as a BTF Rolodex? You know, where specialists in various areas are named for referrals and the like?
- Who are the lesser primates?
- Who are the Chicagoland Mafia?
- What are Ron Mexico names, and which Primates have them?
- Who are the most frequent posters on BBTF at various points in time?
[edit] BTF Members: Aggregate
- Why are so many Primates into indie rock bands like Wilco and the Pixies?
- Why are so many Primates into old-time rockers like REM, U2, Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan? Do these guys still rock?
- Are there many Primates into jazz? What do they like?
- Is there a list of bands discussed here?
- Is there a list of TV shows discussed here?
- What baseball movies do Primates like to watch?
- What great works of literature do Primates read, when they're not reading Primer articles and posts?
- What are some Primates' favorite recipes? (needs responses)
- Is Baseball Primer politically neutral? (needs 2000 responses)
- How many Primates don't RTFA and just read the threads?
[edit] BTF Members: Meet the Primates
- Who's Nelly?
- Is Artie Ziff a bot?
- What are some of Repoz's old handles?
- Why don't I understand any of Repoz's article intros?
- Why is Jon Daly always blamed for everything that goes wrong?
- Why is Eric Enders definitely immoral?
- Why does Smitty hate pants?
- Who is Shredder and why does everybody talk about him so much?
- What's with sjohnny and the slightly drunk, slightly overweight cheerleader?
- Why does Backlasher hate Vörös so much?
- Who was RossCW and is he really Backlasher or not?
- Who is Mark Garber anyway?
- Why does Guy LeDouche refer to himself in the third person?
- Tell me a little about primer greats TangoTiger and MGL. What team does MGL work for?
- Does TOLAXOR'S keyboard have some keys that stick? Why is he always SHOUTING?
- Is it a good idea to go Snorkeling with Meatwad?
- What really happened to Rich Rifkin?
- What really happened to the Primer Chimp?
- Why doesn't Mike Piazza post here any more?
- Why doesn't Paul Kilgus post here any more?
- What really happened to Yun Taragoashi?
- Is that the real Larry Bowa?
- Who is Jack Vincennes and why is he idolized?
- What's the deal with Meatwad and raccoons? What about Meatwasted?
- Good heavens that's a terrible story. Are there any life-affirming stories involving a Primate and a raccoon?
- What's the deal with MNP and cats?
- What is a "Backlasher Thread" and why should I avoid it?
- Exactly how old is Harvey's Wallbangers?
- What is a vortex of dissipation?
- Who is the Beah Guy and how does he know so much about beer?
- Who is the Score Bard?
- Who is Jack Keefe?
- Who is Dan Werr, and how many things does he hate?
- Why was Dan Werr called "Mug," and why is he now called Meg?
- Is a certain Primate's fondness for Marmaduke comics purely ironic?
- How did RMc get to be Commissioner of Baseball?
- Which two Alous does TwoAlous like?
- Is Gagne 55 for real?
[edit] Commonly Referenced Non-Primates
- Who is Rowing Girl?
- Who is Sleepover Girl? What about No-Sleepover Girl?
- Who is antbody?
- Who is EV-9D9? Yun-9D9?
- Who is Francesca!?
- What's the joke about Craig Calcaterra's wife?
- Does Bernal Diaz's wife really like watching porn?
- Who are the Friends of Jon Daly?
[edit] Controversial Topics
- What other actions have been taken by the editors in enforcing the terms of service?
- Is there a feud with Baseball Prospectus?
- Does leadership exist in baseball? What about clutch hitting, veteran presence, or other so-called "intangibles"?
- If intangibles mattered, how would we know?
- Is Barry Bonds on steroids?
- Is Jason Giambi on steroids?
- How old is Albert Pujols?
- How old is Minnie Minoso?
- How old is Julio Franco?
- Is there any chance that I could get an unbiased summary of steroids and other performance enhancing drugs or is that just a pipe dream?
- BTF members must spend a lot of time thinking about baseball. Are they any good at forecasting player performance?
- Why are stathead Primates always explaining things using luck? I always heard you don't need luck if you're good.
- Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?
- What is the greatest baseball team of all time?
- What is the greatest postseason of all time?
- Who is the greatest hitting catcher of all time?
- Was there really an anal sex flamewar?
- How do Primates feel about gay marriage?
- What's up with that Posting of links to inappropriate content warning?
[edit] BTF Outages
- What's the deal with all these upgrades?
- Oh no! Baseball Think Factory has disappeared! What the hell happened?
- Do you have any suggestions for managing BTF withdrawal?
- I think that I have a database error, and can't connect to the database. What the hell is going on?
- I'm getting a Disallowed key characters message instead of the site? What characters are disallowed?
- Is there a List of Notable BTF Outages?
[edit] ETC (everything else)
- Whose idea was this FAQ? (now contains an FAQ on this FAQ)
- How do you pronounce Primer?
- What is TDiH? The Primer addendum to TDiH? TDiBH?
- Where should Primates eat on the road?
- Where do I go for BBQ around the country?
- If I were buying liquor, where would I start?
- Et tu, Brute?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- If God is benevolent then why does he allow cruel things to occur?
- All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
- How come whenever you dig a hole, there's never enough dirt to fill it back up?
- Did man get here by evolution or creation? Is there any way we can be positive?
- What are the worst album covers of all-time?
- What jokes are part of the worst stand-up routine of all time?
- Who was Deep Throat?
- What did one sagging breast say to the other sagging breast?
- Who is in the Beautiful Women Hall of Fame and the Beautiful Man Hall of Fame? And why do the titles use "women" plural but "man" singular?
- Does Tim McCarver really have sexual fantasies about Derek Jeter?
- What makes long distance companies think I'd be eager to switch carriers when they interrupt me in the middle of sexual relations?
- Does self-abuse cause insanity?
- Will a Baseball Primer thong help you to "get some"?
- What's the deal with Cheetos? Fiddle Faddle?
- What is rsb, also known as rec.sport.baseball?
- Why were University of Idaho and Boise State University students banned from using Primer?
- Who is 69.50 and why should bullies use him as a practice dummy?
- How can I figure out the total number of posts that have been made to BTF?
- In what thread was BBTF's 1 millionth post entered? 2 millionth post? 3 millionth post?
- What's the GeoSense game everyone's obsessed with? The penguin game?
- What the heck is Strat-O-Matic, Diamond Mind Baseball, etc?
- How do I install Dan Szymborski's ZiPS projection disk for Diamond Mind?
- Could portions of my posts appear in advertising for products we don't completely endorse?
- Why is any random dope allowed to edit this page? Is this one of the worst decisions in modern history?
- What's the logo history of this wiki? Who is that in the upper-left-hand corner?
- How can we help make Baseball Think Factory more self-referential?
- Why are we instructed to Watch this page (below) when it's obvious that we already are?
- What is the time cube? Have I really been educated stupid?
- Who plays what position in Abbott and Costello's Who's on First? routine?
- Who played where in the comic strip Peanuts?
- Who played where in the Simpsons episode Homer at the Bat?
- Are there any Primer songs and poems?
- Why is Gus Zernial's 1952 Topps Baseball card legendary?
- What is Quiz Bowl and why are Primates so successful in it?
- Whatever happened to the bi-monthly reports and divisional diaries?
- Whatever happened to Al's Baseball Tidbits? When will it be updated?
- What about Bullpen Mechanics?
- Who are history's greatest monsters?
- What are the crimes of Steve Garvey?
- What is the Primer TV Network?
- What is so funny about a big red bird with fuzzy pink feet?
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