Killed the Lounge

From Wiki Gonzalez

This is a partial list of things which are known or suspected to have killed the Lounge or which are believed to have the capacity to kill the Lounge.

• ESPN's coverage of Reggie White's Torah studies
• HCO's poor English
• Spanish
• Death
• Lynchings
• Honest Abe Lincoln
• Dishonest Abby Lincoln
• Lasagna
• Vicodin and beer
• Vinay's crappy DVR box
• Gary Geiger Counter
• Long Balls
• Reading Rainbow
• Samuel L. Jackson
• Racial profiling
• Political humor
• Rocky's Pizza
• Ben Affleck's gay goatee
• Flogging the dolphin
• Pre-teen pregnancies
• Bob Barker
• Incest
• Keith Moon
• Rollo Tomassi
• Bernal Diaz's crazy abbreviations
• Mr. Creosote
• Slugging
• Meatwad and manscaping
• Whiteness
• The academic self-immolation of rLr
• Challenger explosion
• Numb3rs
• Javascript
• Complaints about local meteorological conditions
• Canada
• Buffalo, New York
• Stalingrad
• Gene Keady's combover
• The Dusty Baker Street Irregulars
• Wojo
• Pu$$y
• Nerds
• Stupid ass NFL rules
• Emotions
• GoDaddy
• Precious metals
• Devo
• Fictitious government agencies
• Kim Jong Il
• Contemplation of BBTF's timestamping of posts
• First!
• Doubting Lee Thomas
• Negativland
• Larry Mahnken posting the new Lounge
• "Killed the Lounge" posts
• White people
• The Pope
• Soccer
• Cricket
• Answer Guy
• Jim Furtado

• But never Marmaduke. Not once. (Because it is teh suck).

Henry Lee Lucas once claimed to have killed the Lounge, but a subsequent police evidence found no evidence to verify this claim.

O.J. Simpson has provided much assistance in the search for the Lounge's real killers.