Kevin

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kevin is a prolific poster who has been steadfast in his opposition to the illegal use of performance-enhancing drugs and in his support for the Boston Red Sox.

kevin is BTF's resident expert on the medical side of sports. He is a virologist by training.

kevin's trademark argument tactic is to threaten violence against other Primates (and it seems to work).

kevin's got a very public mancrush on Dustin Pedroia and would probably embrace steroids if Pedroia were ever found juicing. kevin continues to maintain that Pedroia was a better prospect than David Wright and Stephen Drew.

Secretly, however, kevin actually believes that Alberto Callaspo is the second coming of Joe Morgan.

kevin had a feud with runningbyrd in which the latter referred to the former as a "wife beater." Runningbyrd's only evidence was the thread quoted below, which remains linked here to clear up the dispute over what was actually said.

Quotable Quotes

"I'm willing to cut a woman some slack but I also want to be reasonably assured that the woman I choose to be my life's partner is sufficiently loyal to me that she is worth the investment. Especially after the kids arrive, wouldn't you rather have a wife who was home minding them rather than nightowling looking for someone else to mate with (http://web.archive.org/web/20041112073957/http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/primer/discussion/20637/P400/#682955)?"