JC in DC

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JCinDC is a world historical man

Like Daniel Boone, he is a big man. Yes, a big man. With an eye like an eagle (especially when he can find his glasses), and tall as a mountain is he (well, a small mountain, maybe a hillock).

Against the tide of pro-steroids libertarianism he has stated, "Here I stand. I can do no other."

Against the disordered confusions of Chris Dialisms, he has stated, "Huh?"

He retains his good looks, courage, and all his wisdom teeth.

He's a founding member of the Union, gave rise to the "MBS", and was behind the "mento."

JCinDC is a world historical man.