His collection of really disturbing porn
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Posted 6:12 p.m., July 17, 2003 (#38) - Dan Werr (e-mail)
Gary, I've already agreed to a deal with Random House for:
Fanboy: An Unauthorized Biography of Shredder by Dan Werr (foreword by Garret Anderson)
Here's an excerpt:
Shredder lay in the bathtub, the Jack Daniels in one hand, the Bobby Grich bobblehead in the other. His hand relaxed; the bottle slipped to the floor and shattered. Around the tub was a tremendous stack of really disturbing porn.
"I feel like I can't talk to you anymore!" said Jack Vincennes's girlfriend. "What's happened to you?"
"Luis Sojo happened," he replied groggily.
"That was years--"
"No. Not in my mind. In my mind it's every day, every moment. Luis Sojo. Under the bullpen bench. J. T. Snow. Langston. Every day."
Jack Vincennes's girlfriend sighed. "There's someone else, isn't there? Who is it? An LPT? Nancy Pender?"
"You wouldn't understand," Shredder insisted, emerging from the tub and wrapping a towel around himself.
("It still hurts," she would say later. "Everytime I hear 'Shotgun' by Charlatans UK--that was our song--it still hurts.")
The phone rang. She answered.
"It's Chief Wahoo," she told him.
"I'm not talking to him."
"Damn it, Shredder! How many times does he have to reach out to you? Staying angry is not going to change 1995. You can go through life hating every Mariner middle infielder, but nothing's going to change!"
We already have Matt Damon playing Shredder in the movie.
