Greg Jolin

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Greg Jolin is a Red Sox fan with a weird fetish for Mark Bellhorn who attends Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. (That is, Greg Jolin attends Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. Mark Bellhorn does not. Mark Bellhorn attended Auburn University (supposedly, no one can verify his attendance to class, Auburn athletes do not nessecairly attend Auburn), and now attends Fenway Park.)

Greg is from New Hampshire, but resides most of the year in Troy, New York, apparently in some insane attempt to determine which place is colder. He is also currently too young to drink legally (note from Jolin himself: no longer true), which is a major problem when one lives in Troy.

Greg's taste in music runs to Tool and Porcupine Tree, which frankly sounds made up to this author. Apparently, these are loud, guitar-oriented musical groups. Greg is also a musician, the sole member of selfinquisitor, whose only recorded song is the dischordant and disquieting "I Turn Away."

Greg is also a gigantic nerd. To verify this, merely run a Google search on his name and observe exactly how many different gaming sites list him as some variety of participant.

To our knowledge, Greg has not gone on an interstate killing rampage, but we're all quite concerned nonetheless.

Is the girl in the picture above topless? Greg wants you to wonder about that.

Greg goes by variations of "Biff," which is an excellent handle, because it can be used for references to Death of a Salesman.