George Brett

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Overcame the problem of looking essentially like a large rodent to become a great third baseman for the Kansas City Royals.

It is debateable whether he is best known for his Hall of Fame career, the "Pine Tar Game," his flirtation with .400, or the hemorrhoids he suffered from in the 1980 postseason.

He has gone drinking with Chris Dial on two different occasions.