E., Hinske

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E., Hinske is Primer's foremost hockey fan, hockey being less popular than cricket amongst Primates. He recently graduated from law school at the University of Toronto and is now articling.

Despite the indication given by his name, E., Hinske is a Boston Red Sox fan. He has a perverse fascination with Blue Jays benchwarmer Eric Hinske and dreams of some day having such job security despite being teh suck.

He finds writing in the third person odd.