Dinosaurs

From Wiki Gonzalez

Q. What is the to-do about dinosaurs?

A. It's a Carl Everett thing.

In 2000, while with the Boston Red Sox, the center fielder was profiled by Sports Illustrated baseball writer Tom Verducci.

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve," Everett said last Friday, before the Red Sox lost two of three in Atlanta. "The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone (http://www.baseball-reference.com/o/oroscje01.shtml) actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex. You can't prove dinosaurs ever existed. I feel it's far-fetched."

As is well-known, anyone who is actively anti-homosexual is a closeted homosexual. By extension, it seems likely that Carl Everett is a closeted dinosexual. That's "dino" as in "dinosaur." Not "Dino" as in "Dean Martin." Not that there's anything wrong with that.

CHB refers to Everett as "Jurassic Carl."

It should be noted that the Bible also doesn't mention domesticated cats. Infer from that what you will.

References

• Mighty Mouth: A man of many strong opinions, Boston centerfielder Carl Everett speaks loudly and carries a big stick (http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1019499/index.htm) - Tom Verducci, Sports Illustrated. June 19, 2000.