Darren

From Wiki Gonzalez

Darren is still pissed about the warm beer he was served at the Boston Red Sox World Series victory parade.

Darren is famous for being Roger Clemens's biggest backer, feeling that Roger got a raw deal while pitching for the Sox. He is also noted for getting married while posting to Primer on July 2, 2003 (see this thread (http://web.archive.org/web/20031223005209/http%3a//www.baseballprimer.com/clutch/archives/00007847.shtml#19)).

Catchphrase: "Now, after 3 incredibly hot months, is the worst possible time for this."