DCW3

From Wiki Gonzalez

DCW3 (or Jasper Happypants) is very deserving of a profile on the Wiki.

Some of his greatest hits include:

His lengthy posts about the greatness of the televised medium.

The story of him purchasing nude photos of his dream girl from the girl's roommate for $25.

He also had an Option J poster ready for Jason Marquis start in the World Series, but sadly, Fox hates baseball so much they did not air it.

His greatest claim to fame is that he once resided in the same town as Sheriff Blalock, but now resides in sunny Hollywood, CA.