CFiJ

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CFiJ is another one of the Cub fans on BTF, noted for his knowledge of Japanese baseball, language, and culture, and for his exasperation at the Cubs' misadventures. CFiJ stands for Cubs Fan in Japan.

Catchphrases: "Francesca!", and "And the whole later sexual peak thing...very cool" (October 2-3 Primer Lounge). CFiJ thinks every young lad in his early twenties should have a fling with a woman 8-10 years older than him.