Bosslady

From Wiki Gonzalez

Bosslady is a woman in Sjohnny's workplace whose short-lived relationship with him was chronicled in various Lounges.

At some point in or around the weekend of January 22-23, 2005, Sjohnny posted to BTF, "I want to #### my boss." "Dry-humping" occurred between them at their place of work at some point, but whether it was before or after this post is unclear.

On Friday night, January 28, after endless threats of cancellation, Sjohnny and his boss went on a date, which concluded with sex at his house. The detail of the story that most sparked the Primate imagination was that the amorous couple ate Cheetos at one point.

Three days later, Bosslady decided to move back in with her ex-boyfriend.

References

• The victory announcement (http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/primer/discussion/25965/P500) in post 506, the infamous "Cheetos" story in post 557.
• The end (http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/primer/blogpen_discussion/25991/P500/) of the affair - post 530.
• A photograph (http://www.runwithscissors.com/graphics/cheetos.jpg) which Bernal Diaz alleges is the view from inside Bosslady.
• A photograph (http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2007/01/jerrys_cheetos_therapy.jpg) of Bosslady herself.