Big fraud who poops his pants
From Wiki Gonzalez
Q. Who is the big fraud who poops his pants?
A. It's Sammy Sosa -- at least according to NTR Jay Mariotti, in perhaps the funniest Primer parody post of all time, written in the characteristic prose style of the real Jay Mariotti. "Jay's" post in a 2003 Game Chatter alluded to Sosa's recent bat-corking incident as a sign that Sosa, "a hero to so many," was quite simply a "fraud who poops his pants."
The concept has been reused (run into the ground?) on Primer and BBTF since 2003 to deride an indignant baseball columnist, or simply to indicate an actual big fraud who poops his pants. For some reason, use of "big fraud" is mandatory, whereas the parody post never used "big."
tina, the Colin Farrell fan, has used the term to attack actor Brad Pitt.
- Game Chatter - Devil Rays at Cubs 6/3/03 - "Jay Mariotti" unleashes the pants-pooping running joke.