Battlefob

From Wiki Gonzalez

Battlefob is an Oakland A's supporter and champion--nay, white knight--of sabermetrics. More importantly, however, he is one of the greatest literary minds of our generation, employing intricate wordplay ("so #### all u haters kickin when soemeone is down and i hope you all #### a live squirrel when they will be kikin some ####") and metaphor in a way that would make Oscar Wilde and Noel Coward vomit with self-loathing at their own inferiority, were only they alive and had gastro-intestinal systems capable of such an action.

Battlefob has been known to identify himself by saying "im billy beane bitch," and some believe this to be nothing but the unvarnished truth, the A's GM visiting BTF on occasion to alleve his frustrations by defending his own greatness.

Battlefob may have originated on old Primer as "jesse, ca", the kind of inveterate troll the registration system was designed to dispose of but did not.