Barry Bonds

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See the greatest baseball player of all time.*

-*Thanks probably to enough steriods to overdose Godzilla**.

-**The dinosaur, not Hideki Matsui***.

-***As far as we know.****

-****He was a lizard, not a dinosaur.*****

-*****Godzilla, not Matsui.

-******Everybody knows that Matsui's mother was a platypus.