BTF House

From Wiki Gonzalez

As discussed in this Lounge (http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/primer/discussion/25548/P600/), Scoriano Flitcraft's dream house is this lovely piece of property (http://www.turpinrealestate.com/Menu/Showcase_Properties/harding-landmark/photos.htm) complete with basement bowling alley. UCCF suggested that the Primates band together and purchase the property, creating a neo-BTF frat house. 227,000 donations of $100 should get the job done.

Extra Innings would be a necessity, though picking a game might lead to some disputes. TCM (http://www.turnerclassicmovies.com/) will be shown when baseball or game highlights are unavailable. Bags of Cheetos and Fiddle Faddle and packages of Ring Dings will be provided for leisurely snacking. Eccles cakes (http://www.salford.gov.uk/living/yourcom/salfordlife/aboutsalford/salfordlocalhistory/localhistory-eccles/ecclescakes.htm) will be provided upon request.

Beer and whiskey runs would require significant logistics. A Quiznos franchise would be on-site, accompanied by a food stand selling homemade potato chips and slow-cooked BBQ meats. Alternatively, a well-stocked pantry and kitchen in which Primates can prepare their favorite recipes would be a snap to set up.

For athletic endeavors, Primer Field, replete with ivy-covered walls, would have to be constructed, preferably using taxpayer money. For indoor recreation, there could be a model train layout to rival the one on "Silver Spoons" and a recording studio in which to create indie music or jazz. An air-conditioned room in which to play poker and other games of skill is also a possibility. A well-lit portion of the main building should be converted to a library and reading room to house BTF's literature collection.

An added benefit of the purchase is the formation of a significant voting bloc. In fact, it was surmised that the BTF House would have its own BTF congressperson serving their interests.