Ankleball Moss

From Wiki Gonzalez

Ankleball Moss is Ernie Camacho's Elbow's boss. In fact, he posted as Ernie Camacho's Elbow's Boss for a while, but forgot his username and password.

December 2004 didn't go particularly well for Ankleball.

• His wife quit her job, because she didn't "like it anymore."
• His wife then decided to leave him, because she wanted a "fresh start."
• He found out his wife really left him because she fell in "love" with a former presidential candidate, and decided he is her ideal man in life.
• His wife left him 2 days before he had surgery to determine whether he had cancer or not.
• His wife left right before the holidays.

Ernie Camacho's Elbow knows who the presidential candidate is, but he ain't tellin'. He will say, for the record, that the candidate is married and isn't Lamar Alexander.

Ankleball is a longtime Braves fan who also roots for the Indians. He knows more about the history of the Indianapolis 500 and the Montreal Canadiens than pretty much anybody else on the planet. He gets angry when people refer to Alex Zanardi as "Stumpy" and thinks Obie The Orange is the best mascot on the planet.

Ankleball Moss competed in HACKING MASS for the first time in 2004, and his team was not as successful as he had hoped. Having both Adrian Beltre and Lyle Overbay on his team was the likely culprit.

Ankleball Moss hates it when people say he looks like Steve Avery. He does, however, sort of look like he could be Avery's brother or something.

Ankleball is now dating a Japanese Fashion Model who isn't even Japanese.

External Links

• The story of the real Ankleball Moss (http://www.pitchblackbaseball.com/nlotmportermoss.html)
• Ankleball Moss's 2004 HACKING MASS team, "Rowland's Office" (http://baseballprospectus.com/hm/index.php?mode=team&owner=newtown27)